Total Medals Earned: 1,900 (From 608 different games.) Total Medal Score: 20,400 Points
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Medals Earned: 2/11 (10/160 points)
Medals Earned: 2/83 (15/1,700 points)
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/110 points)
Medals Earned: 1/10 (25/500 points)
Medals Earned: 3/5 (80/230 points)
Medals Earned: 1/6 (10/235 points)
Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/450 points)
Medals Earned: 3/9 (25/360 points)
who in the right mind would make a joke like that...
Unlock the Bank.
Unlock the Strong Magnet.
Earn $1,000.
Unlock the Cash Box.
Make money just by sitting there.
Earn $10,000.
Earn way more money than the minted value of the coins.
Let your bank do all the work.
Earn $1,000,000.
Buy the final upgrade.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Defeat the ship who destroyed the supply base.
Use a limit break - and if you're reading this in advance - remember to set up a combo first!
Begin your adventure by wandering away from home and into the jungle.
Deal over 99,999 damage with an attack - remember to exploit buffs, weaknesses, and statuses!
Deal over 9,999 damage with an attack - a bit of levelling up should do the trick.
Deal over 999 damage with an attack - just smack an enemy hard.
View a fine piece of framed artwork.
What? Not even backup players are safe from taking damage?!
Get inflicted with the Berserk status, and go mad with power.
Adjust your default abilities to something more unique, and show off the real you.
Exploit a status effect that increases elemental damage.
Get inflicted with the Confused status, and lose control of your own body.
And now, we wait. Quite a while, too.
Get inflicted with the Disable status, and have some of your skills become unusable for a few turns.
Remember what you came from, and keep visiting your family even when you're famous.
Get inflicted with the Shroud status, and succumb to the pain of missing information.
Watch your enemies be killed by their own environment, or by each other.
Buff yourself to the max. Some equips will help out with this... but the foes may beat you to it.
Learn a completely new skill through sheer willpower alone - no practice involved.
Let a surrendered foe go free. Sometimes it feels good to be good.
Execute a surrendered foe in cold blood. You get EXP either way, so it really is senseless violence.
Sometimes the enemies don't even have to do anything.
Honour the dead by shuffling away their corpses and bringing in reinforcements.
Get a taste of performance-enhancing steroids, like bacon or bread.
Don't die when you have been killed - the Morale and Auto-Revive statuses can get you out of trouble!
Help a wizard grow totally legal herbs in a barn.
Find the secret soundboard, just as the name of this achievement suggests.
Enslave a beast, later to be forced into combat against its will.
Have fun with the Enchanted and Invisible status effects. They may or may not be useful.
Get inflicted with the Hungry status, and pig out on whatever you can find.
Melt down a captured foe and use it as a crafting material. The foe's consent is not required.
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Deal over 999,999 damage with an attack - you'll need to setup a serious combo for this one!
Tame a strong monster as you work your way up the food chain.
Read every book in the library - not just for this achievement, but to actually learn!
Intimidate NoLegs into surrendering, rather than beating him to a pulp.
Force an exhausted Anna to surrender, rather than having to knock out a child.
Discover one of several secret codes.
The plot thickens as buried secrets are uncovered.
Find 100 secret treasures - and remember, not all of them shine!
Cut down over 1,337 innocent foes, for those sweet battle rewards.
Complete a rare holiday quest. (There's totally no way to cheat the system...)
Complete 10 quests for NPCs, and experience the joy of helping others.
Find 50 secret treasures - keep an eye out for hidden shiny things!
Flirt with Natalie to calm her down, avoiding the unsightly beating up of a girl.
Equip more than 6 summons, but no more than 18, as that would be simply unfair.
Complete 20 quests for NPCs, hoping they'll ignore all of the damage you've done.
Exploit Lance's weakness to make him surrender, but only during his 3rd and final appearance.
Collect 150 different items of equipment. You don't even need all of that.
Fully upgrade a weapon - this is the best use of your cash!
Talk to every type of games console. They won't talk back.
Paint the loading screen with the ooze of 100 dead slimes.
Discover the demon hiding in plain sight.
Deal over 9,999,999 damage with an attack - this is actually possible at around level 35!
Imprison your boss in a shipping container, for later use.
Defeat the 3-headed Blaze Hydra on Epic difficulty.
Fill in the entire world map - which doesn't include secret underground areas.
Defeat Anna and the Mighty Oak on Epic difficulty.
Defeat Chibi Knight's ultimate form on Epic difficulty.
Capture 50 different foes. No living creature can escape the completionist's snare.
Destroy the world several times over by trying out every single Limit Break attack.
Enter the fascists' fortress with a dangerous mission in mind.
A bunch of poorly drawn cartoon characters get together and smash things.
Defeat Jotun on Epic difficulty.
Complete 30 quests for NPCs, as apparently they can't do anything for themselves.
Use the three Spiritual Stones to open the... Door of Time?
Get familiar with some annoying puzzle mechanics.
Click on something squishy a few times. There's several ways of getting this one...
I have a feeling these woods might actually be haunted.
Open 200 treasure chests. That's a lot, but also just the beginning.
Defeat the 3-headed Zombie Hydra on Epic difficulty.
Scan 125 different foes. (Captured foes count as scanned!)
Look upon the remains of a devastated landscape.
Unpreparedness won't stop this adventure.
Defeat Lance and Neon Valkyrie on Epic difficulty.
Open 400 treasure chests. You should be in jail by now.
Defeat Poseidon on Epic difficulty.
Sail towards unknown lands on a dinky raft that's totally sea-worthy.
Defeat Laurelin on Epic difficulty.
Defeat Snowflake on Epic difficulty.
Capture 100 different foes. Leave no free animals to graze the fields - all bow before their master.
Even if you delete me, I'll be with you forever...
Defeat the final boss on Epic difficulty.
Defeat the final boss and finish the main story.
Complete the damn tutorial!
Pigeons are little bags of shit with wings
Annoy a skull
Find the minotaur
Find the useless hot-spot
Have an epic breakfast
Stopped Laying Around
Cleaned the Toilet
Unlocked the Garage
Unlocked the Safe
Played Beautiful Music
Escaped the Estate
Left the Bedroom
Escaped the Estate in 10 Minutes
Revisited the Basement
Escaped the Estate in 5 Minutes
First Win
Given for the increase characters 100 times
Given for getting 100% stars
Given for passing 20 levels
Given for killing 30 characters
Beat level 7
Get at least 30 sushis
Beat level 14
Break 100 platforms
Beat level 21
Get all 63 sushis
reach the first 100m distance
reach the first 500m distance
activate speed dash 3 times
reach 1000m distance
reach 2500m distance
hit 10 obstacles in hyper dash mode
reach 5000m distance
perform 30 streaks in succession
leave over kingkong out of the screen for 3 minutes
tripping over obstacles 13 times
Your very first bronze!
Your very first silver!
Complete day area!
Your very first gold!
Complete sunset area!
Collect all bronzes!
Complete night area!
Collect all golds!
Collect all silvers!
